FUNNY BUT INTERESTING
One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone..So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed...When the husband came back home, saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for theother fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong..really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!".The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call.. I am goingto buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal.....I LOVE YOU!..
Thursday, 24 March 2016
New World Family: Reflection
7 Fundamentals to breakthroughs
Everybody wants some form of breakthrough in life, career and business but most times we get stuck
because we do not know how to successfully achieve breakthroughs. If you would commit to these 7 steps,
I have no doubt that you will achieve any breakthroughs irrespective of how remotely possible it seems.
Let's look at the steps;
1. Decide Where You Want Breakthrough
The first step is to decide in what area of life career and/or business that you would like to achieve
breakthroughs. Maybe recently you have discovered that your career is stalling due to changes in your
organisation or the market.
It may be that your business is struggling due to competition and/or certain market competition.
There may be crisis in your relationship and you know that if you don't act now, it may graduate from crisis
to a disaster.
Since it is your life; you alone know what you are struggling with right now. So search and find them as this
is the first step to solving any problem, if not how can you solve a problem that you do not even
understand?
For some, it may be that you are stuck at a place but you cannot find the reasons why you are stuck there
or the way out.
Take some time today and think it through so you will be fully understand where you are and the type of
change of you would like to see. Until you do this, please do not go to step 2.
2. Believe that Breakthrough is Possible
All the great thinkers of the past agree on this simple truth:
"As a man thinks so he is"
and Henry Ford said
"Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right."
So all the battles are won and lost in the mind's battleground. For breakthrough to be possible, you must
first believe that it is possible.
The key action that creates the best chance for you to have breakthrough in business, life, career and
relationship is to ignore all the pre-conceptions you have about yourself!
These are mainly a product of past misfortunes, failed relationships and business deals or similar events.
Naturally, these past incidents tend to linger in our minds and stop us from believing that a breakthrough of
any form is possible. So we struggle to believe that we have a chance of achieving any breakthroughs in
the future.
Whatever has happened in the past is just an event and does not define you; leave it in the past and make a
decision today that you are qualified for breakthroughs in your career, business and relationships.
Believe without any shadow of doubt that the breakthrough you seek, is totally possible and you are on
track to get it.
You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. If you want examples to believe this, go back and read
about the people who have had massive breakthroughs in the past, you will find that they achieved
breakthroughs because of a strong belief in themselves.
Thomas Edison said on his failures in the inventing electric bulbs:
"I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb." He did
not stop until he did it because he refused to believe that it is impossible.!
Believe that despite all the failures in the past, a breakthrough is still possible!
3. Research the Breakthroughs of the Past
Now that you believe that breakthroughs are possible, it is time to search wherever possible for ways to
achieve breakthroughs.
The truth is that for any breakthrough there is a process, the only challenge is that the process is not
usually readily available but if you look for it, you will surely find it!
Brian Tracy, the great motivational speaker and New York Times Best Selling Author said:
“Life is like a combination lock; your job is to find the numbers, in the right orders, so you can have
anything you want.”
In my experience, most very successful people in the past are always happy to share their knowledge and
process.
Unfortunately, as human beings we prefer to buy into the usual reference to luck! So many philosophers in
the past have stated that:
"luck is when preparation meets opportunity!"
So if you used to believe that successful people succeed because they are lucky, think again!
Thomas Jefferson said:
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
Spend some time looking for these processes (speacial tip: go and read as many autobiographies of the
successful people and learn from their story).
When you find these processes, you are ready to create a plan of action.
4. Create The Plan and Set Target Dates
Create a new plan and design a strategy to achieve the breakthroughs you desire.
Your finished plan must be as described in the dictionary: "An orderly or step-by-step conception or proposal
for accomplishing an objective".
You must also set target dates for the execution of every step in your plan.
Remember that this is just a plan, so be don't waste too much time trying to make it accurate, you can
always change it.
Also a bad plan is better than no plan!
5. Execute the Plans
Armed with a good plan, go to work! There is no substitute to hard work. It even makes more sense when
you are working on a well researched plan and strategy.
If the breakthrough means anything to you, then you will never lack motivation to keep going however hard
it is to achieve the breakthrough. It's called the power of "why"! If your why is strong enough, then the how
will become possible even though not easier.
Remember, it is your breakthrough, so you will often be misunderstood by people who do not understand
your plan but continue working on your plan.
Sometimes you will feel like giving up but from all the stories I have read about people who had
breakthroughs in past, they always came to many points where they thought of giving up but persevered.
So your journey will not be different.
When you hit those low points, remember that nothing good comes easy, else so many people would have
achieved it today.
Finally, keep your eyes on the breakthrough, and you will find that you will always have a reason to believe
that whatever pain you will go through in the process is worth it!
6. Celebrate the Victories OR Learn from the Failures
As you work on your breakthrough; you will have many little victories and failures. Develop a mindset that
whatever the outcome, there is the profit of some lesson or lessons to be learnt.
If it all goes well, then you know what to do to get it right BUT if you fail, focus on any lessons you may be
able to learn from event. But all in all, make the process a continuous learning and improvement process.
Even in your victories, always look for ways to better your best as there is no such thing as perfection!
Breakthroughs are definitely possible if you will follow these steps but it is critical that you to commit to it.
7. Do it All Over Again and Again....
Yes, doing it once is not good enough! Perseverance is the keyword here. The above steps offer you an
opportunity to learn new habits so make it stick and then use it in all the other areas that you want
breakthrough.
Who knows you might do so well that you will be able teach others to achieve breakthroughs which is the
highest breakthrough anybody can achieve.
Tuesday, 22 March 2016
Saturday, 19 March 2016
A COLLECTION OF A 9JA JOKES
• An old farmer was in his office discussing with an old friend,
after 15 mins of conversation, he called out 'DIPLOMA!,
DIPLOMA!!, DIPLOMA!!!'.a little boy
appeared sweating and breathing heavily, he said, look go get a
cup of coffee for my friend here.( the boy sets off) the farmer's
friend with a strange look on a his face asks him, what a funny
name, is he a relative of yours? ah yes!!! he is my grand child, i
call him this way because when i sent my daughter to study
overseas she returned with him.
• A man arrived at a doctor's office yesterday morning
complaining of serious backache. The doctor examined him
and asked, ''What did you do to your back?'' The man replied,
You know that i'm a bouncer at a night club?'' Yesterday
morning i got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise
from my bedroom. As i entered, i got to know someone is
sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed
and the back door was open. I rushed out through the back
door and did not find anyone. As i looked down from the back
door i saw a man down stairs running out of the building and
was dressing himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw
it at him. That is how i strained my back. The doctor treated
him and he left. In the afternoon, another man arrived looking
as if he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said; ''My last
patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to
you?'' The man replied, ''You know i have been unemployed for
a while now, this morning was supposed to be my first day at
my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I
was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same
time, and you won't believe it, a fridge fell on me.'' The doctor
treated him and he left. In the evening, just before the doctor is
about to close, a third man came, he looked even worster than
the other two men. The doctor was shocked and asked; ''What
happened to you?'' He replied; ''I was hiding inside a fridge.''
• There were three men living together in London. An Afro-
American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving
because they didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in
this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a
plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered
a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the
meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I
ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter
was very confused because he could not remember being paid.
But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the
brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same
restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When
he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money
for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID
YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the
manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because
he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let
the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how
we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most
expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he
had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal,
But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to
him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I
can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier
and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember
getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the
Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR
YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU
TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"
* 6 Types Of People You Meet At Shoprite Mall Ikeja
• 1.The SHOPRITE ARTISTS:You often see people of all calibers
coming to you with different cds and introducing themselves as
artist who are looking for the right opportunity to explode to the
scene.Kids are also not left out as most are even encouraged
by their parents to sell their gospel cds
2.The One bottle of Coke One hour people:These are mostly
girls wjo come to the mall and kill time on a bottle of soft
drink.They come in around 4pm and will be there until
whenever.They are obviously looking for suitors and all they do
is sit down sipping the bottle hoping for one to come forth.
3.The elevator snappers:These ones only come with the
objective of going up and down the elevator without any other
mission.They just go up and down snapping pictures.
4.The trolley pushers:They push the shopping trolley snapping
pictures and at the end leave empty handed.
5.The Job seekers.They have their cvs with them and are
ready to let you know that they are only there to seek for help
,they tell you all their stories but at the end ask you to stiipend.
6.The Marketers: These ones are one of the most
annoying.They make you fill forms for family holidays and tell
you it is free only for you to find out that you will paying more
than you bargained.
Please add yours.
• A whooping $200 million was made by Floyd #Mayweather
juz in a fight and Yoruba Elders be like "IJA O DOLA", :]xx
. :O
<>
_||_ Shoroniyen?
• Two farm invaders decided to use a cemetery as the place to
share the stolen corns.
(in the cemetery) sharing starts: 2 for you, 2 for me, 2 for you, 2
for me,, and so on, suddenly, 2 of the corns esaped from the
sharer's hands only to land outside.the other guy was on his
way to get it when the sharer asked him not to worry about it
until they are done with sharing all the corns before them.
meanwhile, a drunkard passing by the cemetery hears
repeatedly, 2 for you, 2 for me, and so on. very afraid, he seeks
the guard hurriedly to inform him about the new development.
DRUNKshaking) hey!! my security man u don't know what's
going on in here?it's very serious!!
SECURITY MANin hausa accent) uga, wefin i mean?
DRUNKwith eyes wide open) GOD and the devil are sharing all
the souls in this cemetery, i heard it.
SECURITY MANhausa accent) kai! wefin i dey talk? na ogogoro
be my frovlem?!! abi i dey craze?!!
DRUNK:yes. Northerner if you no believe me, come make i
show you.
the guard decides to accompany him in da man got home
one day and said to his wife,' good morning dear'. the woman
responds,'good morning super man',she asked in turn,'are you
going to take breakfast superman?are you going to work
superman?' the man very confused asked her,'why are u
calling me superman for heavens's sake?' the woman
responds,'only superman uses boxers on trousers!!'.isbelief.
on getting close enough to listen to the voice without seeing
them, they decide to hide behind one of the graves . they
continue to listen repeatedly 2 for you, 2 for me,
after sharing all the corns the sharer said to the other guy, 'now
let's go get those two out there'. (madly scared) the drunk and
the guard run like never before.
• A drunk man got home one day and said to his wife,' good
morning dear'. the woman responds,'good morning super
man',she asked in turn,'are you going to take dinner
superman?are you going to work tomorrow superman?' the
man very confused asked her,'why are u calling me superman
for heavens's sake?' the woman responds,'only superman
uses boxers on trousers!!'.
• a man saw his female colleague at the office and says to her,
'your hair smells nice'. immediately, the lady goes to the
director's office to report a sexual abuse after explaining the
incident. the surprised director asks her- what is bad with a
colleague telling you that your hair smells nice? the woman
responds - he is a dwarf, a short man for that matter.
• IN CUBA
some horrible looking men with long beards got into a
restaurant and ordered for lunch. after eating:as they got up to
leave without paying their bills the owner of the restaurant went
after them to ask for his money. one of them responds: 'look
we are fidel Castro's police officers!'.the frightened man
decided to let them go in peace. meanwhile a hungry guy who
watched the whole incident from outside also decided to have
lunch in the restaurant. after eating: he was interupted by the
owner of the restaurant as he got up to leave
OWNER: hey mr. where is my money?!
THE GUY: look here man u're addressing a fidel Castro officer.
u could be in trouble for this!
OWNERlaughing) look at you trying to deceive me. now tell me
where is the long beard like the others?
the guy looked around to ensure that no one was watching as
he went close to the owner and put down his trousers and
boxers to show him the region of his privates. he then
whispered to the owner of the restaurant,'I'M A SECRET
AGENT'.
The owner of the restaurant fainted.
• A guy phoned his home one afternoon wanting to know what
his wife would make for dinner. -- Hello? Says the voice of a
child. -- Hi, dear, this is dad. is mom close to the phone? -- No,
Daddy. She is upstairs in the room with uncle Frank. After a
few seconds, the guy says: - But dear, you do not have an
uncle named Frank! -- Yes, I have! And he is there in the room
with Mom. -- alright dear, I want you to do the following: run
upstairs, knock on the door and yell at mom and uncle Frank
that my car just stopped in front of the house. -- alright Daddy!
A few minutes later, the girl returned- I did what you asked. --
And what happened? -- Well, Mom jumped Unclad out of the
bed and began to scream and run all over the room, suddenly
she slipped on the carpet falling out through the front window,
and now she is dead , -- Oh, my God! and the uncle Frank? --
He jumped from the bed Unclad and very scared, jumped out
the window to get into the pool, but he must have forgotten that
you emptied the pool last week for cleaning, and there he hit his
head at the bottom, and Now he is there, also dead, After a
long pause, the guy asked: - Swimming pool? excuse me, is the
phone number 3212-0739? -- No, the girl responds - sorry, i
dialed a wrong number! he hangs the phone.
• A guy married a virgin girl, and the next day went to the
doctor - Doctor, the problem is: I got married, my wife is a
virgin! i tried to disflower her but my privates could not enter! -
the doctor responds, alright take this ointment and apply it u'd
get a good result, ok? The next day, the guy returned. -- Doctor,
it didn't enter! this is not possible, said the doctor! Take this
other product here, it is a special ointment for this type of case!
apply it well, u'd get a better result, ok? Again the next day, the
guy appeared again - Doctor, it did not enter! No this is not
possible! no one would believe this! Look, I will make one last
attempt , Take this german ointment I received today. You only
have one caution, it must be used with milk! use the ointment
and put the privates in a glass of milk. The next day the guy
appeared again. Doctor, it did not enter! the doctor very
scared, not entered? How? what? The guy - it did not enter the
cup.
The doctor fainted.
More Loading...........
To be continued.
• An old farmer was in his office discussing with an old friend,
after 15 mins of conversation, he called out 'DIPLOMA!,
DIPLOMA!!, DIPLOMA!!!'.a little boy
appeared sweating and breathing heavily, he said, look go get a
cup of coffee for my friend here.( the boy sets off) the farmer's
friend with a strange look on a his face asks him, what a funny
name, is he a relative of yours? ah yes!!! he is my grand child, i
call him this way because when i sent my daughter to study
overseas she returned with him.
• A man arrived at a doctor's office yesterday morning
complaining of serious backache. The doctor examined him
and asked, ''What did you do to your back?'' The man replied,
You know that i'm a bouncer at a night club?'' Yesterday
morning i got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise
from my bedroom. As i entered, i got to know someone is
sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed
and the back door was open. I rushed out through the back
door and did not find anyone. As i looked down from the back
door i saw a man down stairs running out of the building and
was dressing himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw
it at him. That is how i strained my back. The doctor treated
him and he left. In the afternoon, another man arrived looking
as if he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said; ''My last
patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to
you?'' The man replied, ''You know i have been unemployed for
a while now, this morning was supposed to be my first day at
my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I
was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same
time, and you won't believe it, a fridge fell on me.'' The doctor
treated him and he left. In the evening, just before the doctor is
about to close, a third man came, he looked even worster than
the other two men. The doctor was shocked and asked; ''What
happened to you?'' He replied; ''I was hiding inside a fridge.''
• There were three men living together in London. An Afro-
American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving
because they didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in
this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a
plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered
a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the
meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I
ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter
was very confused because he could not remember being paid.
But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the
brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same
restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When
he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money
for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID
YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the
manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because
he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let
the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how
we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most
expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he
had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal,
But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to
him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I
can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier
and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember
getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the
Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR
YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU
TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"
* 6 Types Of People You Meet At Shoprite Mall Ikeja
• 1.The SHOPRITE ARTISTS:You often see people of all calibers
coming to you with different cds and introducing themselves as
artist who are looking for the right opportunity to explode to the
scene.Kids are also not left out as most are even encouraged
by their parents to sell their gospel cds
2.The One bottle of Coke One hour people:These are mostly
girls wjo come to the mall and kill time on a bottle of soft
drink.They come in around 4pm and will be there until
whenever.They are obviously looking for suitors and all they do
is sit down sipping the bottle hoping for one to come forth.
3.The elevator snappers:These ones only come with the
objective of going up and down the elevator without any other
mission.They just go up and down snapping pictures.
4.The trolley pushers:They push the shopping trolley snapping
pictures and at the end leave empty handed.
5.The Job seekers.They have their cvs with them and are
ready to let you know that they are only there to seek for help
,they tell you all their stories but at the end ask you to stiipend.
6.The Marketers: These ones are one of the most
annoying.They make you fill forms for family holidays and tell
you it is free only for you to find out that you will paying more
than you bargained.
Please add yours.
• A whooping $200 million was made by Floyd #Mayweather
juz in a fight and Yoruba Elders be like "IJA O DOLA", :]xx
. :O
<>
_||_ Shoroniyen?
• Two farm invaders decided to use a cemetery as the place to
share the stolen corns.
(in the cemetery) sharing starts: 2 for you, 2 for me, 2 for you, 2
for me,, and so on, suddenly, 2 of the corns esaped from the
sharer's hands only to land outside.the other guy was on his
way to get it when the sharer asked him not to worry about it
until they are done with sharing all the corns before them.
meanwhile, a drunkard passing by the cemetery hears
repeatedly, 2 for you, 2 for me, and so on. very afraid, he seeks
the guard hurriedly to inform him about the new development.
DRUNKshaking) hey!! my security man u don't know what's
going on in here?it's very serious!!
SECURITY MANin hausa accent) uga, wefin i mean?
DRUNKwith eyes wide open) GOD and the devil are sharing all
the souls in this cemetery, i heard it.
SECURITY MANhausa accent) kai! wefin i dey talk? na ogogoro
be my frovlem?!! abi i dey craze?!!
DRUNK:yes. Northerner if you no believe me, come make i
show you.
the guard decides to accompany him in da man got home
one day and said to his wife,' good morning dear'. the woman
responds,'good morning super man',she asked in turn,'are you
going to take breakfast superman?are you going to work
superman?' the man very confused asked her,'why are u
calling me superman for heavens's sake?' the woman
responds,'only superman uses boxers on trousers!!'.isbelief.
on getting close enough to listen to the voice without seeing
them, they decide to hide behind one of the graves . they
continue to listen repeatedly 2 for you, 2 for me,
after sharing all the corns the sharer said to the other guy, 'now
let's go get those two out there'. (madly scared) the drunk and
the guard run like never before.
• A drunk man got home one day and said to his wife,' good
morning dear'. the woman responds,'good morning super
man',she asked in turn,'are you going to take dinner
superman?are you going to work tomorrow superman?' the
man very confused asked her,'why are u calling me superman
for heavens's sake?' the woman responds,'only superman
uses boxers on trousers!!'.
• a man saw his female colleague at the office and says to her,
'your hair smells nice'. immediately, the lady goes to the
director's office to report a sexual abuse after explaining the
incident. the surprised director asks her- what is bad with a
colleague telling you that your hair smells nice? the woman
responds - he is a dwarf, a short man for that matter.
• IN CUBA
some horrible looking men with long beards got into a
restaurant and ordered for lunch. after eating:as they got up to
leave without paying their bills the owner of the restaurant went
after them to ask for his money. one of them responds: 'look
we are fidel Castro's police officers!'.the frightened man
decided to let them go in peace. meanwhile a hungry guy who
watched the whole incident from outside also decided to have
lunch in the restaurant. after eating: he was interupted by the
owner of the restaurant as he got up to leave
OWNER: hey mr. where is my money?!
THE GUY: look here man u're addressing a fidel Castro officer.
u could be in trouble for this!
OWNERlaughing) look at you trying to deceive me. now tell me
where is the long beard like the others?
the guy looked around to ensure that no one was watching as
he went close to the owner and put down his trousers and
boxers to show him the region of his privates. he then
whispered to the owner of the restaurant,'I'M A SECRET
AGENT'.
The owner of the restaurant fainted.
• A guy phoned his home one afternoon wanting to know what
his wife would make for dinner. -- Hello? Says the voice of a
child. -- Hi, dear, this is dad. is mom close to the phone? -- No,
Daddy. She is upstairs in the room with uncle Frank. After a
few seconds, the guy says: - But dear, you do not have an
uncle named Frank! -- Yes, I have! And he is there in the room
with Mom. -- alright dear, I want you to do the following: run
upstairs, knock on the door and yell at mom and uncle Frank
that my car just stopped in front of the house. -- alright Daddy!
A few minutes later, the girl returned- I did what you asked. --
And what happened? -- Well, Mom jumped Unclad out of the
bed and began to scream and run all over the room, suddenly
she slipped on the carpet falling out through the front window,
and now she is dead , -- Oh, my God! and the uncle Frank? --
He jumped from the bed Unclad and very scared, jumped out
the window to get into the pool, but he must have forgotten that
you emptied the pool last week for cleaning, and there he hit his
head at the bottom, and Now he is there, also dead, After a
long pause, the guy asked: - Swimming pool? excuse me, is the
phone number 3212-0739? -- No, the girl responds - sorry, i
dialed a wrong number! he hangs the phone.
• A guy married a virgin girl, and the next day went to the
doctor - Doctor, the problem is: I got married, my wife is a
virgin! i tried to disflower her but my privates could not enter! -
the doctor responds, alright take this ointment and apply it u'd
get a good result, ok? The next day, the guy returned. -- Doctor,
it didn't enter! this is not possible, said the doctor! Take this
other product here, it is a special ointment for this type of case!
apply it well, u'd get a better result, ok? Again the next day, the
guy appeared again - Doctor, it did not enter! No this is not
possible! no one would believe this! Look, I will make one last
attempt , Take this german ointment I received today. You only
have one caution, it must be used with milk! use the ointment
and put the privates in a glass of milk. The next day the guy
appeared again. Doctor, it did not enter! the doctor very
scared, not entered? How? what? The guy - it did not enter the
cup.
The doctor fainted.
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To be continued.
Monday, 14 March 2016
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